Game of Thrones: Fashion Edition!

So, I saw a slideshow of the Game of Thrones red carpet premiere, and some of the photos were just begging for a caption. Hence my re-entry into the blogosphere.

Without further ado, here is what the real life red carpet outfits are telling us about our favorite GoT stars:

"In case you guys weren't sure, I'm definitely a girl." As seen by Brienne's (Gwendoline Christie) crazy short skirt to show off those lady gams and Arya's (Maisie Williams) ultra-feminine floral print.

The real-life Cersei (Lena Headey) and Daenerys (Emilia Clarke) are telling us, "We're smokin' hot as brunettes, too," (although still definitely hotter as blondes, particularly Daenerys).

And finally, Melisandre (Carice van Houten) says, "Even without the red eyes and demon baby, I can still look totally insane."

(All photos from HBO via The Cut by New York magazine.)